(The 26 worst episodes of the 2013-14 television season, part 1 The A.V. Club)
LET ME TELL YOU A THING
THIS IS A LEGIT THING
THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE
Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.
And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”
And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing
This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.
the future is here and it’s horrible
#embarrassing baby photos of the future robotic rulers of the planet
baby Sunbeam Snake
i’ll see you in hell you mailman piece of shit
when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks
and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”
and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”
and then he’d spin around
there was my brother
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence
#halo #denvercomiccon #dcc
Halo 2 Anniversary Comparison Screenshots
This nearly brings a tear to my eye. Seriously though, I’m really glad that they made the Sangheili look like they’re supposed to. In the original games they look like friendly fish people. But now they look like the fucking crab demons they’re supposed to look like. Really happy they’re doing this, and can’t wait for the Halo 3 anniversary in 3 - 4 years.